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Destructive Virus Ever.. Please Take Note!

2010-09-01T17:25:00.001-07:00

I’m sharing what I got from the email. Whether it is true or not, please just ignore the spam/phishing email in your inbox!

*URGENT!!! PLEASE CIRCULATE to your friends, family and contacts*

In the coming days, DO NOT open any message with an attachment called: BLACK MUSLIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE, regardless of who sent it to you. It is a virus that opens an Olympics torch that burns the whole hard disk C of your computer. This virus comes from a known person who you have in your list.

Directions: You should send this message to all of your contacts. It is better to receive this e-mail 25 times than to receive the virus and open it. If you receive a message called BLACK MUSLIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE even if sent by a friend, do not open, and shut down your machine immediately. It is the worst virus announced by CNN. This new virus has been discovered recently it has been classified by Microsoft as the virus most destructive ever.
This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee.There is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the hard disk, where vital information function.

Kulula Airlines - An Airline With A Sense Of Humour!

2010-07-22T17:24:00.001-07:00

Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn't take itself too seriously. Check out their new equipment:

How refreshing.... an airline with a sense of humour!

*Click the photo for larger image and read the wording ;P

How To Make Women and Men Happy?

2010-07-07T01:35:00.001-07:00

How to keep a woman happy?.... Priceless!

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

How to make a man happy?

1. Leave him alone!

Hahaha…

How To Detect Hidden Camera In Changing Room?

2010-06-30T01:25:00.001-07:00

How to detect HIDDEN CAMERA in changing rooms in garment shops & boutiques?

In front of the changing room, take your mobile phone and make sure that your mobile can make calls.

Then enter into the changing room, take your mobile and make a call.

If you can't make a call, that means…

there is a hidden camera......

This is due to the interference of fiber optic during the signal transfer.

Be Careful Not To End Up Like This!

2010-05-25T17:34:00.001-07:00

Computer geek! Haha..

Japanese Couple Wed By A Robot…

2010-05-20T18:20:00.001-07:00

Satoko Inoue and Tomohiro Shibata both looked amazing on their wedding day, but the spotlight was stolen by i-Fairy, the humanoid robot that replaced the priest.

Inoue, the bride, works for the company that produces the i-Fairy robot, and Shibata is a client, so its safe to say robots are the reason they began dating in the first place. At his beloveds suggestion, the groom was more than happy to replace the priest with an adorable robot that rose to the challenge, thanks to some special programming.

The bride said she always felt like robots could play a big role in peoples lives, and she is glad her experience showed the whole world just that. Representatives of the company that makes i-Fairy said they are thrilled one of their products was the center of attention in the first wedding presided over by a robot.

To watch the video, please click HERE.

Amazing Staircases - Very Clever Architecture

2010-05-12T21:06:00.001-07:00

This one would be confusing at first. Start with the wrong foot and you are in trouble :)

I love this one and the next one up has hinges for more storage. Very creative!

Awesome!

Up. Thou shalt not waste space.

Same one looking down. Wheeeeeeeeeeee..

makes me seasick.. :P

Well, maybe not.

This is another one that is confusing to navigate. Never start off on the wrong foot..

Looking Down Looking Up

Now this I know I would get nauseous.

What the . . .? (strong glue)

This one looks like it should be musical or a giant blender..

Neat but is it touching the ground?

I guess not. This is an engineering marvel.

Where is this one? I want to see this.

Imagine the sawdust making this . .

Food From Syria..

2010-02-04T22:25:00.001-08:00

The desert looks tempting and yummy!

Have you tried Syria’s food?

Universal Studio Singapore..

2010-01-25T01:37:00.001-08:00

Nice place to visit!

Girl In A Bar..

2010-01-21T18:56:00.000-08:00

Don't ever do this to the strange man/woman.. If you are unlucky, "mak nyah" will come to your room.. haha..

Parts Of The Phillipines, Unknown But Beautiful...

2010-01-11T23:22:00.001-08:00

WOW PHILIPPINES!!!

Here are some of the picturesque places in the Philippines; there are 7,107 islands to explore!

These are only among the best scenery…

Banaue Rice Terraces, Ifugao

El Nido Bay , Palawan

Boracay Island, Aklan

Monaco de Boracay Resorts, Boracay Island

Pinatubo Volcano Crater Lake , Zambales

Mayon Volcano, Albay

(The most perfect cone shaped mountain in the world)

Batanes Island , Northern Philippines

Pearl Farm, Samal Island, Davao

Roxas Boulevard, Manila Bay

SM Mall of Asia

(3rd largest mall in the world!)

Makati Central Business District, Makati City

Chrysanthemum in Lahr, Germany

2010-01-03T20:33:00.001-08:00

It is so beautiful.. How wonderful are the God’s creations..

Reminds me of the refreshing Chrysanthemum tea :)

Great Skills..

2009-12-15T21:18:00.000-08:00

Great skills can be learnt.. Good luck!

Eye Test..

2009-11-24T01:10:00.001-08:00

Look at the picture below very carefully...

Have you noticed the girl in the background? Noticed her bum?
Well, look at the picture again.

If your answer is YES, then go and see an OPTOMETRIST.

Why? That’s because what you see is the shoulder of the girl taking the photo!!!
Hehehe..

China's 60th National Day - Ever wonder how they got everyone at the same height?

2009-11-19T06:11:00.001-08:00

Here are some photographs of the Chinese military training for the upcoming October 1st National Day parade. This holiday will celebrate the 60th anniversary of the New China. As you can see, they are using string to create lines that will help make sure that the troop formations are uniform. The five lines are: head, chest, gun, hand, and foot…

Wow, if they enter the Merdeka Parade, sure win one! :)

Shopping In The Near Future?

2009-11-17T07:51:00.000-08:00

Wow, impressive!

Annoying Neighbour..

2009-11-10T20:16:00.003-08:00

Wondering how many days the neighbour keep the "stocks" before washing them.. hehe..

Toothpicks!!

2009-11-05T22:27:00.000-08:00

The amazing works of one of the most patient men in the world!

It took Stan Munro (38) 6 years to build this toothpick city. He used 6 million toothpicks and 170 litres of glue. He can spend until 6 months to create a building and each of his creations is built to 1:164 scale. He works at the Museum of Science and Technology in Syracuse, New York (USA).

Plat kenderaan Bunga Citra Lestari & Ashraff Sinclair..

2009-10-29T18:23:00.000-07:00

Kalau plat number BMW Dato' Siti Nurhaliza - CT5
Ni pulak, milik Bunga Citra Lestari - BCL 366

Wow fantastic!

Hehehe.. :P

Beware Of A Teddy Bear..

2009-10-24T08:53:00.000-07:00

This teddy bear really makes people freak out.. :P

Worlds Biggest Golden Coin of 1 Million Dollar....

2009-10-21T17:38:00.000-07:00

Here are some amazing pictures of rarest and world's biggest golden coin...

Durian.. King of All Fruits..

2009-10-19T01:03:00.000-07:00

Durian Kura-Kura.. Bear fruit at the foot of the tree... Believe it or not??

10 Drugs You Shouldn't Take While Driving..

2009-09-28T02:54:00.001-07:00

Not only while you're driving, but, don't take it at all times..

Signs To Bring You A Smile :)

2009-09-16T17:34:00.000-07:00

Luckily, I never find signs like these in Malaysia.. Funny yet interesting!

Modern Baby Stroller..

2009-09-09T19:35:00.000-07:00

Wow, very innovative design! I expect the price will be similar to papa's motorbike :)

Opps...

2009-09-08T21:10:00.000-07:00

This is cute! LOL..

Haha... cool! Keep it up, boy!

"Do I Look Like An Idiot?"

2009-09-08T01:27:00.000-07:00

Note: Buat macam ni, manalah asma mau hilang! kuikuikui..

There I Fixed It..

2009-09-07T06:17:00.001-07:00

Macam-macam hal! :P

Mr. Bean's House & Family..

2009-09-04T12:30:00.000-07:00

Very nice interior!

PROFILE

NAME : ROWAN SEBASTIAN ATKINSON a.k.a Mr.Bean / Row.

BIRTH DATE / PLACE: JANUARY,09 1955 In Newcastle-upon-Tyne,UK.

WIFE : SUNETRA SASTRY

SON : BENJAMIN ATKINSON

DAUGHTER: LILY ATKINSON

Mr. Bean with his Wife..

Benjamin Atkinson

Lily Atkinson

Tiny Girl In India...

2009-09-03T21:20:00.000-07:00

Adolescent from India, who at 58 cm, is the smallest girl in the world. Jyoti Amge, 14 years, and is shorter than an average two-year-old child weighing only 5 kg.

Taktik Mencuri Kereta.. Beware ye!

2009-09-03T17:41:00.000-07:00

Berhati2 ye, zaman sekarang ni, macam2 hal jadi... besi buruk pun orang curi, apatah lagi kereta mahal ribu-riban..

Hanging Trains in Germany

2009-09-02T18:55:00.000-07:00

Note: Kat Malaysia, semua train still guna rail/landasan kat bawah train.. yang paling comel, train ulat bulu kat Genting tu... :P

"Branded" shops in Wen An Jie, China

2009-09-01T19:35:00.000-07:00

A whole street with all the famous “A” Brand Name Shops To be opened at Wen An Jie..

Yuppies' favorite. Starbucks....being reversed, called Bucksstar...

Pizza...Huh ?

Delicious Haagen...just change the d to b, easy enough? Haagen-Dasz vs Haagon-Bozs.. :P

7-11, lower- end brand name, let's copy.. call it T-11, hardly any difference T and 7...

Brand name bakery..

You got to know this one. Unbeatable. OMC?

Watsons? No, it is Watons - brand name drug store

When the street opens, it would be incredibly stunning.

Lawak

2009-09-01T19:22:00.000-07:00

1) Seorang mahasiswa semester akhir menulis surat kepada ayahnya...

Ayah,
Saya merasa tidak selesa kerana terus menerus
menulis surat kepada ayah untuk meminta wang.
Saya merasa malu dan sedih. Saya ingin meminta
wang sebanyak Rm1000 dari ayah,

walaupun setiap bahagian tubuh saya memberontak.
Saya meminta dengan tulus dari hati saya yang paling dalam,
ayah maafkan saya.

Salam dari anakanda,
Sarip.

p/s Saya merasa berat hati untuk mengirimkan surat ini,
jadi saya cuba untuk mengejar posmen yang mengambil
surat ini dari dalam peti surat. Saya ingin mengambil kembali
surat ini dan membakarnya, kerana surat ini pasti menyusahkan hati ayah.
Saya berdoa dalam hati agar saya dapat semula surat ini,
tapi sudah terlambat.

Beberapa hari kemudian dia menerima balasan surat dari ayahnya yang mengandungi ayat yang ringkas..

Untuk Sarip,
"Nak, doamu sudah dimakbulkan.
Suratmu tidak pernah ayah terima"

Dari Ayahmu.

2) Seorang penumpang teksi mencuit bahu pemandu teksi yang dinaikinya. Terkejut dengan cuitan itu, pemandu teksi hilang kawalan menyebabkan teksinya melelong lalu melanggar divider jalan.

Selepas dapat memberhentikan teksinya, pemandu itu spontan bercakap. "Ingat…. Jangan sesekali buat begitu lagi. Awak menakutkan saya!"

Penumpang tadi meminta maaf sambil berkata: "Saya tak sangka pakcik terkejut sangat dengan cuitan saya tadi."

Dengan selamba pakcik itu menjawab: "Mau tak terkejut.. Yelah, ni hari pertama pakcik bawa teksi selepas 12 tahun jadi PEMANDU KERETA JENAZAH. kau faham-faham sajalah!"

3)Seorang kaya bersiar siar dalam sebuah kampung. Lalu tersempak la dengan sekeluarga miskin yang sedang memakan rumput…

Orang Kaya : Kenapa kau makan rumput ?

Orang Miskin : Aku makan rumput kerana aku terlalu lapar.

Orang Kaya : Sedap ke makan rumput ni ?

Orang Miskin : Setelah tak makan seminggu, rumput inilah makanan paling sedap.

Orang Kaya : Apa kata kalau kamu ikut aku ke rumahku. Aku belanja kamu makan besar.

Orang Miskin : Betul ke ni Orang Kaya? Boleh ke aku bawa keluarga aku bersama?

Orang Kaya : Boleh. Lagi ramai lagi bagus!

Orang Miskin : Terima kasih wahai Org Kaya. Tapi makanan cukup ke untuk kami sekeluarga yang ramai ni?

Orang Kaya : Gerenti cukup! Rumput lalang kat rumah aku tu lebih dua meter tinggi nye!

4) Dalam satu kelas darjah satu,seorang ustaz bertanya kepada pelajarnya..

"Kamu hendak ke mana?... syurga atau neraka?.. siapa yang hendak ke syurga..angkat tangan...!!" Maka, semua pelajarnya pun mengangkat tangan kecuali seorang murid.

Kemudian ustaz itu pun bertanya lagi, "siapa hendak ke neraka?"... Semua pelajar tidak mengangkat tangan termasuk seorang murid tadi... Dengan kehairanan ustaz itu bertanya..

"Bila saya tanya nak masuk syurga..awak tak angkat tangan.. bila saya tanya nak ke neraka pun awak tak angkat tangan... .habis awak nak ke mana??".

Jawab murid itu: "saya tidak mahu pergi ke mana ustaz.. bapa saya suruh saya datang sini belajar,dia pesan.. jangan pergi kemana-mana,tunggu sampai dia jemput"...

Disney Cruise..

2009-08-27T17:38:00.000-07:00

Wish I have extra money to spend my holiday in cruise like this :)

Malaysia Boleh! Semua Boleh!

2009-08-26T07:51:00.000-07:00

The objective of STPM is to pass people?

How do you explain the fact that 87% of the students passed the examinations of the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) recently? When during your grandfather's time only 10% would have passed?

Are students getting smarter? Or are STPM questions getting easier?

Let me put things in their proper perspective.

During your grandfather's time, they would ask exam questions like: "In what year did Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka ?" The correct answer was "1402", and they found that only 10% of the students managed to answer the question correctly. This didn't go down too well with the authorities, because the objective of the exams was to pass people.

I mean, what's the point of having exams if people fail? So later, they found another way to ask the same question:
"Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year:
a) 2001
b) 2004
c) 1986
d) 1975
e) 1402
Tick the correct answer."

The results were better in that 20% of the students passed. But it was still not good enough, so the authorities tried a different tactic a few years later.

"Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402. True or false?" Well, half of the students guessed "True" and the other half guessed "False".

Fully 50% passed.

The results were getting pretty acceptable by now but still not good enough.

Most other countries would be satisfied with a 50% passing rate, but not us. We are a better country, because we are a boleh country. The authorities then cracked their heads and then came out with this one:

Read the following sentence carefully. "Parameswara, the cousin of Proton-Iswara, founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402. Underline the name of the person who founded Melaka."

60% underlined "Parameswara", 30% underlined "Proton-Iswara" and 10% underlined "1402".
Yeah!!!!....60% managed to pass! So krever!

But for some reason, the authorities were still not contented. So last year, they came out with this gem:

"One day in the year 1402, Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka . Then he went home to have dinner. What did he eat?"

13% (smart students) handed in blank answers, 57% wrote "Maggi Mee", and 10% wrote "Kentucky Fried Chicken", and 20% wrote "Nasi Lemak". The official answer was anything concerning "Food" of course! After the marking was over, it was found that 87% of the students had passed.

87%!!!!!............now that's pretty impressive!

So it's true.
So now the authorities are very happy that the students are indeed getting smarter? Well done Boleh-land!

Note: I also confused when the minister keep changing the syllabus format, textbook, teaching language etc.. Kesian bebudak.. (this is just my thought!)

Advertisement In Thailand.. 3 in 1..

2009-08-26T07:27:00.000-07:00

Kalau macam ni gayanya, yang sakit bertambah sakit.. Sakit hati.. LOL :P

Secret of Success..

2009-08-26T07:14:00.000-07:00

Sir, " What is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank President.

"Two words."

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Right decisions."

"And how do you make right decisions?"

"One word.'

"And, sir, What is that?"

"Experience. "

"And how do you get Experience?"

"Two words"

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Wrong decisions "

Note: very simple, can be applied in our life.. :P

Queen & Dragon slayer

2009-08-26T06:50:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear, esp in the area nearest the arse. The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story - Pay your bills.. haha..

Hiroshima 64 Years Later..

2009-08-25T18:33:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time..

64 years later..

Note: I wonder whether I still alive at that time..

Smart Way of Working..

2009-08-24T17:26:00.000-07:00

Maybe you can practice it.. hehe..
p/s: click image for better view..

Iklan Cari Menantu..

2009-08-24T00:14:00.000-07:00

Iklan macam ni pun ada, ka?
Ada gadis2 yang mahu mencuba nasib? :P

Sooo Creative...

2009-08-23T20:43:00.000-07:00

Enjoy this video..

Note: Bila this guy start lukis, mesti terfikir dia akan lukis yang bukan2, kan? hihi.. Tak percaya, try tengok!

I.N.T.R.O.

2009-08-23T20:30:00.000-07:00

Hi,

I created this blog just to share with you any informative info, jokes, photos etc which I got from emails or websites.. If you want me to publish anything here, you are welcomed to email me..
Pls feel free to browse around :) Thank you.

Regards,
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